Three things I have learned from watching movies: -The good guys have great aim while the bad guys have terrible aim. -When eating out, order a big meal, nibble on it and then leave. -When life gets rough or dramatic, music starts playing out of thin air. Three things I have learned from watching commercials: -There is an orgazmic kind of joy when you eat certain food, like buffalo wings and seafood. -A reality show is not a reality show unless "Oh my God!" is said. -Smiles and bright lighting equal happiness.