Because it's Monday . . .

I posted the following to my MySpace friends last Friday. I figured I'd share this here as well. It's a real survey passed through the site asking about your Top Friend on your list. And yes, I'm well aware this is a survey for your main squeeze/BFF/etc. Here's to having some fun . . .

Can you answer 39 questions about the 1st person on your top friends list?

1) What’s their name?
POST: A Look at the Influence of Post-Hardcore 1985-2007

2) Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend??
Nope. It will be single forever.

3)Do you get along with this person all the time?
Most of the time, yes.

4) How old is the person?
Four years old as of March 1st.

5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?
Nope, but a lot of the material cooks.

6) Is this person older than you?
Nope, I've got 24 years on it.

7) Have you ever kissed this person?
Can't kiss a virtual Word file . . . yet.

9) Are you related to this person?
Yes: it came from my head after a pile a shingles hit my head.

10) Are you really close to him/her?
Very, very much.

11) Nickname?
The book.

12) How many times do you talk to this person in a week?
A few times a day.

13) Do you think they will repost this?
Probably not.

14) Could you live with this person?
Yes, we've been living together for four years.

15) Why is this person your number 1?
Because it's been a big part of my life and will probably always be.

16) How long have you known this person??
Four years and counting.

17) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?
Nope, I'm too cautious about taking virtual files out of my computer.

18) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
Todos los dias y noches.

19) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?

20) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
Kind of. Does doing interviews guerrilla-style count?

21) Do you know everything about this person?
Pretty much.

22) Would you date this person’s siblings?

23) Have you ever made something with this person?
Lots of pages returned with red and blue ink.

24) Have you gone skinny dipping with this person?
Not yet.

25) Is your #1 on drugs?

26) Have you ever worn this person’s clothes?

27) Have you and your #1 person made up a hand shake?

28) If it was “freaky friday” would you switch bodies with this person?

29) Have you ever heard this person sing?Yes, it does a pretty great rendition of "Fooled Around and Fell in Love."

30) Do you and this person have a saying?

31) Do you know this person's MySpace password?

32) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted more than 2 months?
Nope, but we did take a few weeks break last year.

33) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
Yeah, I tend to mention this everywhere.

34) Do you know how to make this person feel happy?
Yes. It happens when I edit it.

35) Do you and this person talk a lot?Yes. Every single day.

36) Has this person yelled at you?
No. I yell at it.

37) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?

38) Do you want to go out with this person?
Yes, when it gets published!

39) Do you want to be friends with them forever?
Hell yes!